Here’s one from the 1991 Paw Print Senior Class Wills. Apparently, I left behind my $13 telephone bill I racked up at the hotel we stayed at for the wrestling tournament, my nicknames, my locker, and even my Algebra I book to somebody who could actually understand it. LOL.

Who else remembers writing these senior wills? I forgot how funny some of these were until I started going back through the old school papers.

From The Paw Print, dated May 21, 1991, this clipping is from the Senior Class Wills section. In true senior-will fashion, it includes a humorous “bequeathal” from Danny Ynacay, passing along a $13 telephone to Coach Bright, nicknames to whoever was worthy of them, books to the Iaeger Fire Department, and an Algebra I book to someone who could understand it.